- me: do you want to see my baby?
- person: sure, how old is he?
- me: 384 months
- person: ... isn't that like 32 years?
- me:
- person:
- me: baby
i can’t imagine avril lavigne as an adult
just like sitting at home with a husband and a dog and doing taxes and mowing the grass when it gets too high
I can imagine it. Avril is sitting there, just feeding the baby. She’s very bored and misses her old punk rock lifestyle, so she turns on the TV for some much needed escapism. Guess who she sees? Skater boy rocking up MTV.
(Source: itsvondell)
A haiku about Mario Kart
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that red shell
I will fuck you up
(Source: phillipgallagher)
Tudor Women of History → Queen Elizabeth I
Elizabeth was born September 7, 1533. Her mother was Anne Boleyn, her father, the infamous King Henry VIII. A few years following her birth, Anne Boleyn was executed and Elizabeth was left as a bastard until she was restored to succession with the help of Henry’s last wife, Catherine Parr. Elizabeth’s younger brother took the throne in death of their father, though his reign was considerably short. Queen Mary I reigned for five years up until her death and Elizabeth succeeded the throne. Elizabeth’s reign was known as “The Golden Age”. She reigned for 44 years. She never married nor did she have any children. She was the end of the Tudor dynasty. She died March 24, 1603 and was buried on top of her sister, Mary.
(Source: queenjolras)
