- me: do you want to see my baby?
- person: sure, how old is he?
- me: 384 months
- person: ... isn't that like 32 years?
- me: baby
i can’t imagine avril lavigne as an adult
just like sitting at home with a husband and a dog and doing taxes and mowing the grass when it gets too high
I can imagine it. Avril is sitting there, just feeding the baby. She’s very bored and misses her old punk rock lifestyle, so she turns on the TV for some much needed escapism. Guess who she sees? Skater boy rocking up MTV.
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that red shell
I will fuck you up